India Claims Pakistan Aggression
In East India Region
By: Lutz Goldburg

February 16th, 2014

In light of this mornings early worldwide phenomena of geomagnetic pole reversal, dubbed "The Event" by the global community, India's Prime Minister Manmohan Singh announced that from the regions from West Bengal down to Northern Andhira Pradesh have suffered acts of war in the form of missile strikes from Pakistan, resulting in the loss of untold numbers expected to be in the hundreds of thousands, as the cityscape and countryside was targeted for devastation in the one of the most populous regions in the country. Emergency crews have flocked to the area to assist with victim assistance and recovery, but initial reports of the region are grim. One unnamed source advised that the city of Kolkata was so thoroughly destroyed, that it seemed devoid of all life, and they had yet to find a single survivor in the wreckage. 

    "This type of mindless, unprovoked aggression will not go unanswered. Our response will be swift, it will be justified, and it will be brutal. For too long, the proud nation of India has tolerated the presence of Pakistan. For centuries we have endured their tribal warfare on our border cities, stealing our supplies, violating our women, and their disrespect for national borders. We will not endure this any longer." Said Prime Minister of Manmohan Singh, following a meeting with his heads of state, along with military general Ninhaput Esserl.

        Surrounding countries of China, Myanmar, Bangladesh, and Sri Lanka have sent thousands of emergency response crews to aid in the efforts while U.S. crews are in en-route. President Obama has directed 800 U.S. Troops to the area, along with heavy machinery, to assist with clean-up and recovery efforts, and are expected to land in the area in a weeks time.